Apparently I say “cashew” wrong. I say CAEHshew (nasally, I guess) instead of caaSHOE. Or something? I don’t know. Whenever I say cashew people look at me funny.
I stop and pick pennies up off the ground and save the red and pink Starburst for last. I'm addicted to Asian nail care, caffeine and DVR. And for $13 I'll be a macadamia nut.