December 30: National Bicarbonate of Soda Day
 
When I read “bicarbonate of soda”, I assumed it meant club soda (since some selzers contain bicarbonate of soda). But then I realized I think they mean straight up baking soda. Which is… interesting.
 

 
This was an easy work around. (This is Bryce’s toothpaste. I like “real” (read: Colgate Total) toothpaste.)
 
Tomorrow: National Champagne Day