October 25: National Greasy Foods Day!

As soon as I saw what day it was, I informed Bryce that we’d be going to Five Guys for dinner. I mean, the bag says it all: greasy! And delicious. You know how some people read tea leaves in tea cups? I can read grease stains on paper bags.

The first line of grease translates into “Oh my goodness, oh my dayum. dayum Dayum DAYUM.”

The second line of grease translates into “You bite the fry, the fry bites BACK! That’s when you know you have an official french fry.”

Tomorrow: Pretzel Day