January 14: National Meat Month & National Wheat Bread Month
 

 
Technically, January 14 is National Hot Pastrami Sandwich Day, but either Subway doesn’t have pastrami, or they were out, or the person working there didn’t know anything about sandwiches and doesn’t deserve to be called a Sandwich Artist. So, Plan B: celebrate Meat Month and Wheat Bread Month simultaneously.

Tomorrow: Strawberry Ice Cream Day