December 23: National Pferrernusse Day.
 

 
Guys, what the flipping flip is a pferrernuuse? I think it’s Dutch for “nasty cookie”.
 

 
They looked innocent enough. Cute even!
 

 
But lurking below the powdered sugar was a demon. A licorice demon. And we know how I feel about licorice. NO THANK YOU, MA’AM!
 
Tomorrow: National Egg Nog Day